Evil Ernie: The Resurrection #4 (of 4)
Chaos Rules
October 1st, 1993
Ernie takes his new military machine to Washington where the defense are having a hard time locating Ernie for a precision strike due to it being Halloween and stops him standing out so much.
Ernie's military machine starts to lay waste to the capitol and the pentagon distracting the defense from Ernie's true location. Rick is on the trail of Billy and Judy as he tries to add his siblings to the army of undead, they hide at the Lincoln memorial only for it to be destroyed with a wrecking-ball. Mary and Price manage to break out of the MP's custody and arm up to face Ernie who is focused on taking out the president.
Mary uses a sniper rifle to take down Ernie with a 400 yard head-shot only to find it was a decoy. They race to the Whitehouse and find Ernie has broken in and they start to engage him, they watch him kill with feats of strength that show he is far more powerful now. Smiley button talks for the first time and warns Ernie against being distracted again by personal vendettas and indeed she arrives to admonish him for his lack of focus.
Rick catches up with his siblings again, knife in hand, but treads on a power cable and is electrocuted which seems to end his undead-life.
Ernie reaches the presidents holdout room and kills everyone but Duke while parodying famous speeches again. He then takes Duke's heart and spine in anger at the words his parents used to humiliate him. He then uses the corpse of the president to inorgorate himself as the new president of the psychotic states of America live on television followed by Lady Death who tells the watchers she looks forward to the death of them all.
Ernie calls in a helicopter to make his escape only to have it blown up as he enters. Thinking the war is over Price is given a video tape in which Ernie and Smiley say hello and that was a decoy in the copter and the Whitehouse is set to explode in 10seconds.